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Lol, HC really seems interesting at night.
But it definitely isnt in the day.
But Mr Low is quite interesting.
And the lady at the Raffles biodiversity museum is definitely interesting.
>,<
Mr Low was like "C'mon i want all of you to say penis"
Lols, cos apparently darius' dad called up to complain (again) and so he talked to us.
Then some of us complained he touched our *ahem*.
Then quite some of us didnt really want to say the word, so he say nothing to be shy as its a boys school.
Then he wanted us to say it.
The volunteer at the Raffles biodiversity museum rocks even more.
We were at this exhibit which was a reallllly large snake.
Some king cobra which has a flat head.
Apparently it was found on a golf course and some golfers bashed its head. Ouch!
And beside it there was the removed *ahem*of the snake.
It has two branches! Omg! Shao can be the tongue arh!
So somehow we talked until about gender, mating, females being bigger in other animals blah blah.
So i asked about ants.
She talked about how the ants mated.
They all fly in the air before their wings dropped out.
"Mass orgy" in the air.
=.=
Then we went to this section on natural medicine.
There was this tongkak ali.
Its an aphroadisiac (dunno how to spell lah).
So chiehloong dunno act or really dunno, keep on asking.
So the guide was like " It keeps men up at night. Makes them strong. You know like 'Stand up for Singapore'?"
OMG THAT WAS SERIOUSLY LOL.
So then she explained to us that a certain species mean that their offspring is fertile or something like that.
So qifann asked her "What if a gorilla mates with a human?"
You know what was her answer?
"You wouldnt want it. The gorilla has a very small penis."
OMG SERIOUSLY WTBF.
Then she went on and wanted to explain why humans have big penises but was cut off by mr tan.
We were running late or something.
LOL,
overall today was quite fun lah.
>.<
Hopefully tomorrows presentation and quiz goes well, and we'll get lots and lots of ACE!
x)
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